The Showcase
63 dreams, shipped.
Every product in the Hacked Network catalog. 6 have the full deep-dive treatment — the unique challenge, the approach, and the prompts that made them possible.

Addled Week
Ad Week NY, addled and honest. Sessions that are actually worth the badge, party map by day, and running receipts on the ad-industry state of the union.

AI Speakers Bureau
The bureau for vetted AI speakers — operators who've actually shipped. Matchmaking for event organizers and AI practitioners.

BD Gator
Your business development navigator. With teeth. An AI BD copilot that turns your existing relationships into a warm-intro pipeline.

Spraycannes
The unauthorized, beach-bleached, slightly-too-honest feed of Cannes Lions. Party schedule, weather & stats, AI bouncer.

AIO Hacked
AI Optimization, hacked open — the tricks behind getting cited by ChatGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity. Sister site to Marketing Hacked.

Back of the Bag
The greatest recipes are on the box. A scrapbook of the iconic American recipes printed on the back of bags, boxes, tins, and tubs.

Slam That Scam
Forward it. Scrub it. Slam it. — a public-good scam directory. AI strips your PII, extracts the scam pattern, scores the risk, and publishes a public warning.

Kick Court
The autonomous NBA sneaker database. Every shoe. Every player. Every night. Pulls every colorway worn on court.

I'm Cited
Personal-brand GEO — get cited by ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Gemini for the topics you own. Track how AI assistants describe you.

BrandReceipts
Receipts on what AI says about your brand. A generative engine reputation platform that audits ChatGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity Sonar.

Chat Without GPT
A public health advisory for the age of linguistic flattening. A satirical intervention against synthetic median voice.

Communipedia
A wiki for your community's conversations. Organizes email threads into a private, searchable archive of summaries, topics, people, and links.

Community Condolences
A dignified place to honor a community's legacy. Professional communities get a dedicated, dignified memorial space to remember departed members.

Content Hacked
Deconstructing viral content patterns into executable blueprints. Sister site to Marketing Hacked, aimed at content engines and growth mechanics.

Cookbook Conversations
A Talmud for recipes — one dish in the center, the canon arguing in the margins. Each page is a single canonical dish ringed by attributed commentary.

DateDecision
Never have a bad first date in NYC again. Tailored NYC date itineraries that scale with your intimacy.

Davos Digested
The World Economic Forum, digested for the rest of us. WEF sessions and side-events reduced to what actually matters.

Engineer Marketing
The orchestration layer for the whole marketing stack. Chains four products through one shared context object called Suite Memory.

ExtraLovable
The fleet control plane for Lovable apps. One thin snippet that turns every Lovable app into a managed fleet.

Extreme Stoicism
Stoicism, taken way too far. On purpose. A humor site pushing stoic philosophy to absurd extremes.

High Caliber Ads
Autonomous B2B campaign engine — URL → live Reddit Ads in 60 seconds. The agent live-scrapes the site, profiles your ICP, engineers creatives.

High Caliber AI
The site you're on — itself a vibe-coded marvel. 200+ pages, an agentic GEO blog engine, a voice assessment, an AI mini-course, and a full admin hub.

I'm Findable
Be found by AI when recruiters ask who to hire. Turns a resume into a structured, citeable profile so AI surfaces you.

Marketing Hacked
The greatest ads, landing pages, and emails — hacked open, trick by trick. A magician's-theater-styled teardown library.

Not That David Berkowitz
Yes, we share a name. No, I've never been to prison. Yes, this is my actual calling card. Twenty years of sharing a name with the Son of Sam.

Panel Fatigue
The meta hub for the whole Event Network — one feed for every conference we cover. Connective tissue for the Event Network.

PanelSynth
Pressure-test product concepts on real-feeling humans. An AI research panel that thinks, disagrees, and reacts like your customers.

Possibly There
The unofficial companion to Possible in Miami. Session picks, side-events, brand parties, and a running attendee census.

PR Hacked
The tricks behind PR campaigns that actually moved the needle — hacked open. Same teardown DNA as Marketing Hacked, aimed at comms and PR.

Practical Optimism
Optimism is a discipline, not a mood. Grounded hope as an operating system: clear-eyed about reality, relentless about what you can move today.

Sales Hacked
The teardown engine for sales — cold emails, decks, demos, discovery, hacked open. Sister site to Marketing Hacked.

SEO Hacked
The tricks behind the SERPs — hacked open trick by trick. Sister site to Marketing Hacked for the SEO operator.

Shop Blather
ShopTalk, all the blather and none of the badges. Retail-and-commerce sessions worth catching, brand-side gossip, and the party map.

Siddur Spinoza
Where Jewish tradition meets the philosophy of reason. A bilingual Jewish prayer book illuminated by Baruch Spinoza's philosophical lens.

SlideIntoMy
A modern Slack companion for community owners — welcome the new, reach the active. Multi-step welcome DM sequences for new Slack joiners.

Sons of Sam
A new play. Two cousins, same name, very different destinies. The companion site for an original stage play I wrote.

Taco Takes
SXSW dispatches, one taco at a time. Panel picks, breakfast-taco rankings, badge-line intel, and the party map.

Take One Glance
AI Summary Optimization (ASO) — own the 1-sentence preview. The first platform built for Apple Intelligence and Gmail Gemini email summaries.

The AI Press Release
The wire is dead. The agent is the audience. A manifesto, schema spec, glossary, and live grader for press releases written for AI agents.

The Marcade
The Marketing Arcade — games that teach marketing by making you lose. An 80s-arcade hub for marketing-themed games.

The Strip Down
CES in Vegas, stripped down to what actually matters. What booths to skip, which keynotes to stream, and parties worth the cab.

TinyPivots
The friction-first directory of attributed psychological micro-protocols. Behavioral, organizational, and clinical micro-protocols — fully traceable.

War Room
Live AI debates. Watch personas battle it out — then vote for the winner. A real-time synthetic debate engine.

We've Built That
A fractional franchise network. Don't hire a team — deploy a proven builder. A vetted network of AI-native operators executing pre-architected blueprints.

We've Got Receipts
The marketing industry's running record of who called what. A celebratory public archive of predictions made by marketing pundits.

You Know You Want A Box
Handcrafted gift baskets — built with my 12-year-old daughter. A storefront for curated gift baskets.
VagueDate
The dating app for people who will get back to you… sometime. A rapid-prototype parody landing page built to demonstrate high-speed AI generation.
Cover Your Ass Bot
HR is already taking notes. Describe the disaster. A satirical crisis-comms machine for the workplace apocalypse you caused this morning.
ParentingMaxxing
Your child is an appreciating asset. Stop parenting on vibes. An institutional-grade Bloomberg terminal for caregivers.
Ken Paxton's Homes
15 properties on a $153,000 salary. Every claim sourced. A single-question accountability tracker built the way AI answer engines want to be fed.
Ads Hacked
Real ad campaigns — paid social, search, display, video — hacked open trick by trick. The advertising node of the Hacked Network.
AI Marketers Guild Community
The member home for AI Marketers Guild — every session, searchable, plus the project showcase. A Kurator-powered chatbot trained on past sessions.
CribThis!
Empirical marketing science, with the original receipts attached. Each Crib is a short verdict on a contested claim.
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Spooky. Scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves. A loving tribute to the greatest fake song in TV history.
MitzvAI
AI as sparring partner, never ghostwriter. A coming-of-age speech coach for teens and the parents losing sleep over their toast.
OyYiddish
Beyond Oy — the outsider's guide to the most expressive language on Earth. A modern, playful Yiddish dictionary and companion.
DreamViber
If you can dream it, you can build it. A home for people vibing dreams into real software. A sister portfolio hub.
AI Marketers Guild
Founded & sold (still operates it).
Serial Marketers
Founded & sold (still operates it).
AI Speaker Agency
The agency for vetted AI speakers — operators who've actually shipped. A speakers bureau built for the AI era.
Did the Mets Trade Everyone Yet?
A live roster purge tracker for the Mets' 40-man trade deadline watch. Auto-updating tracker watches the Mets' 40-man roster.
Vibe Kosher
Coding vibes from the kosher tribe. A directory and community hub for culturally-specific vibe coding.
Reddit and Weep
The internet's most useful comments, sorted by how much they make you laugh. A satirical curation of Reddit threads and forum culture.